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The male perspective on weddings.

Wedding quotes.

I have recently begun thinking about my speech for the wedding. In my crude research so far I have stumbled upon some amusing quotes that I wanted to share with you.

  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller
  • To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the wedding cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
  • Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it. – Helen Rowland
  • By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
  • I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
  • Marriage is the chief cause of divorce – Groucho Marx



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